SMELL MY CHEESE DONG
MY ILL FITTING JEANS ON
MY EATING NO GREENS ON
DISABLED, MY FUCKING KNEE'S GONE.
ENTER THE MERIDAN
BUT WATCH WHO YOU BRING THERE
THEY SEE A FAT MAN WITH A BROWN WOMAN
AT THE BADGER THEY GONE COME TO KILL KING CHOZ
ALL OF THE MERIDAN PACKED IN
CAME TO SEE ME IN MY FAT SKIN
NUMBER ONE QUESTION THEY ASKING
FUCK EVERY QUESTION YOU ASKING
IF I DON'T GET RUN DOWN BY SCOOTERS
OR LICKED BY A YOUT AND THEIR SHOOTER
CLAIMING I'M ALL ON MY FAT TING
LIKE THEM WACK KIDS FROM THE GAP BITCH
FOUR IN THE MORNING AND I'M EATING
THEY SAY I'M OBESE, CAUSE I'M CHEATING
I'M WEIGHING 300, FUCKING KILOS
300 CHEETOS, WHERE THE MAYO
LATELY I'M LIVING, IN THE MATRIX
I'VE BEEN A EGGMAN FOR THE LONGEST
BUT I AIN'T WINNING, I'M DEMOTED.
AND YOU KNOW IT, AND YOU KNOW IT!
SO SWALLOW ME UP CAUSE THIS SHIT CERTIFIED BROWN.
I'M WEIGHING 500, IT'S ALL UP AND DOWN NOW.
BUT THERE'S BEER IN THE FRIDGE NOW
AND THERE'S FOOD SO I'LL BINGE NOW
IF I KNEW WHAT I KNEW IN THE PAST
I WOULD HAVE SEEN MY JEANS AT HALF MAST.